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How much does it cost a Pirate to get their ears pierced?

by admin | Jan 1, 2025 | Uncategorized

A buck-an-ear!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the barman says “I’ve got a drink named after you”

by admin | Dec 31, 2024 | Uncategorized

The grasshopper says “You’ve got a drink called Nigel?!”

What did the ocean say to the beach?

by admin | Jan 6, 2024 | Uncategorized

Nothing, it just waved!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

by admin | Jan 6, 2024 | Uncategorized

Because he was outstanding in his field!
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