A talking duck went into a job centre. Man makes a few phone calls and says to the duck “Success! I’ve got you a job in a circus.”

by admin | Dec 4, 2025 | Uncategorized

The duck says “But I’m a welder.

What is E.T. short for?

by admin | Jan 6, 2025 | Uncategorized

Because he’s got little legs!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

by admin | Jan 6, 2025 | Uncategorized

Between you and me, something smells!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

by admin | Jan 6, 2025 | Uncategorized

In case he got a hole-in-one!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity…

by admin | Jan 6, 2025 | Uncategorized

…it’s impossible to put down!

Two snowmen in a field and one says to the other…

by admin | Jan 6, 2025 | Uncategorized

…can you smell carrots?!